Name: Lara Smith Johnson

Alias: Shriek

Accomplishments:

--- 5th Degree Black belt in Tae-Kwon Do, 1st Degree Black Belt in Kenpo, Muay Thai, and Savate

--- Ms. California

--- Ms. Athletics 2000

--- Graduate: Stanford University, Magna Cum Laude : Major: Anthropology Minor: Mandarin Chinese

 

Comments:

Although very blessed in the area of Manhood size, we have GOT to mention Pimp In's lack of ENDURANCE! I mean, 5 or six times a night is fantastic... if they each lasted more than 60.4 seconds... yes I timed it. Well, I guess the jig is up, so sorry to all of my fans. I really needed to keep this deal, down low.


I bet you are wondering what the Peacemaker is thinking about me having sex with Pimp In. Well you can take my word for it : "He is accepting it and regarding it as a necessary step in the implementation of a successful mission"... or you can insure your life and ask him yourself.

 

Soon enough I will be having my own personal Pics page. So for all of my fans, there's a treat for you.

Ok I have a Tracy to go Torment... so see you later, tigers.

 

SHRIEK

 

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